- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Rubberdoop where Barry is super dom, because in real life he’s always so quiet and outspoken, but in bed he just fuckin takes over. And how can Ross not love it? Because Ross is such a cutie, and he loves seeing Barry happy and also loves seeing the lust fill his eyes when they have alone time, which is unfortunately rare.
Anonymous asked: Super fluffy Rubberdoop?
(have I written this ship before? I don’t think I have!)
Ross loves Barry’s beard, and he’ll be the first person to admit that, will tell anybody who listens that it makes Barry look like a sexy stud and that he should probably never shave it ever, okay, or else Ross is going to have to find another bearded boyfriend immediately since Holly’s still incapable of growing the damn things.
It doesn’t change the fact that one of Barry’s favorite things to do is sneak up behind Ross and rub some serious beard burn into his neck. He flat out ignores Ross’s squeaks and shouts and full on threats and instead laughs, those huge belly laughs that Ross adores, as he holds his flailing body on the ground and marks him all over with that godforsaken perfect beard, the bastard, how dare he be somebody Ross could never hate even if he tried.